"Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad."

Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)

I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.

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I will always reblog this.

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amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

lyrafay:

adventures-and-books:

telautomaticlibrary:

avengersonna:

beben-eleben:

A Summary of Marvel Movies

I can’t stop laughing

Forgot one:
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"Nick Furry"

George R. R. Martin come in and restore the balance. Red Wedding in Age of Ultron. 

Spending pretty much the rest of my day with this cuddle bug & watching Rules of Engagement. :)

Spending pretty much the rest of my day with this cuddle bug & watching Rules of Engagement. :)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

radioheade:

women arent complicated youre just dumb

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

confusee:

there is always hope u guys

confusee:

there is always hope u guys

knittinginpublic:

Do not hate the kids who read Wuthering Heights because of Twilight.
Do not hate the kids who support LGBTQ rights because of Glee.
Do not hate the kids who call themselves feminists because of Beyonce. 
Do not hate the kids who read LotR because of GoT. 
Do not hate the kids who question beauty standards because of All About that Bass. 

Support them. Encourage them. Protect them at all costs. 
I don’t care how you learned it. You are learning good things.